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gayerthanjew:

like seriously bodies are so crazy like if you want to move your leg you just move it that’s it you don’t even think like ‘leg i command you to move’ it just gOES


fasterfood:

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud


you-run-i-roll:

i just think this is so funny and im not even sure why

you-run-i-roll:

i just think this is so funny and im not even sure why


izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude


everniam:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer


anacondom:

gbillz plays it smooth

anacondom:

gbillz plays it smooth


nevvzealand:

u know a selfies bad when u can’t even snapchat it


miuhaasar:

hOLY SHIT IVE BEEN EATING THESE GUMMY BEARS FOR LIKE THE PAST HOUR AND IT TURNS OUT THEY’RE VITAMINS IS THAT EVEN SAFE


tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

theanti90smovement-archive:
i wanted “will i become famous” but this works too


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

theanti90smovement-archive:

i wanted “will i become famous” but this works too

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

fat-birds:

ancientcurlingsea:

LAPTOPS ARE WARM FOR SLEEPING

DUCKLINGS

SLEEPY DUCKLINGS

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