you-run-i-roll:

i just think this is so funny and im not even sure why

izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

everniam:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

anacondom:

gbillz plays it smooth

unorgasm:

gingahhh:

oh my god

omg

nevvzealand:

u know a selfies bad when u can’t even snapchat it

miuhaasar:

hOLY SHIT IVE BEEN EATING THESE GUMMY BEARS FOR LIKE THE PAST HOUR AND IT TURNS OUT THEY’RE VITAMINS IS THAT EVEN SAFE

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

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theanti90smovement-archive:

i wanted “will i become famous” but this works too

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fat-birds:

ancientcurlingsea:

LAPTOPS ARE WARM FOR SLEEPING

DUCKLINGS

SLEEPY DUCKLINGS

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hereby:

mist-ea:

captaindiangelo:

tygridia:

b-udi:

forrrrrrever-young:

stateofgraces:

georgeshelleys:

iwasthomasriddle:

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

i don’t get it

u r not a true wildcat

ur head is not in the game

we r not all in this together

this is not the start of something new

u dont bet on it

ur not fabulous

gotta bop to the top

heytherebiebs:

oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL

CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING 

2kiki:

and i think to myself

what a wonderful world